Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam

3.0 star property
Comfortable inn, walk to Ten Kate Markt

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Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam

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The Sun Room, Shared Bathroom | Free WiFi, bed sheets
Breakfast, lunch, dinner served; Thai cuisine
Front of property
Living area
Basic Double Room, 1 Double Bed (Mrs. de With) | Free WiFi, bed sheets

Overview of Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam

Reviews
8.2

Very good

Popular amenities

  • Breakfast availableBreakfast availableBreakfast available
  • Parking availableParking availableParking available
  • RestaurantRestaurantRestaurant
  • BarBarBar
  • Free WiFiFree WiFiFree WiFi
  • HousekeepingHousekeepingHousekeeping

Explore the area

Map
Piri Reisplein 34, Amsterdam, 1057 KH
  • Popular LocationVondelpark14 min walk
  • Popular LocationAnne Frank House4 min drive
  • Popular LocationVan Gogh Museum4 min drive
  • AirportAmsterdam (AMS-Schiphol)17 min drive
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Room options

Basic Double Room (Secret Bookcase XL)

Highlights

Private bathroom
Daily housekeeping
  • 151 sq ft
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 Double Bed

Basic Double Room, Shared Bathroom (Crisis Free Zone)

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Daily housekeeping
  • 54 sq ft
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 Double Bed

Basic Double Room, Shared Bathroom (Casa No Casa 13A)

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Daily housekeeping
  • 118 sq ft
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 Double Bed

Basic Double Room, Shared Bathroom (Volkswagen T1)

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Daily housekeeping
  • 65 sq ft
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 Double Bed

Basic Double Room, Shared Bathroom (Mr. de With)

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Daily housekeeping
  • 140 sq ft
  • Sleeps 2
  • 2 Twin Beds

Double Room, Shared Bathroom (Secret Bookcase L)

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Daily housekeeping
  • 96 sq ft
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 Double Bed

Basic Double Room, Shared Bathroom (Tram)

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Daily housekeeping
  • 65 sq ft
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 Double Bed

Basic Quadruple Room (The Blue House Downstairs)

Highlights

Daily housekeeping
  • 247 sq ft
  • Sleeps 4
  • 1 Double Bed and 2 Twin Beds

Economy Room, 1 Double Bed, Shared Bathroom (Secret Bookcase S)

Highlights

Daily housekeeping
  • 54 sq ft
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 Double Bed

Simple double room, shared bathroom (Secret Bookcase Whitey the White)

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Individually decorated
Daily housekeeping
  • 129 sq ft
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 Double Bed

Double Room, Ensuite (Poison Ivy 7)

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Daily housekeeping
  • 161 sq ft
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 Double Bed

Basic Double Room, Shared Bathroom (Sin City First Floor)

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Daily housekeeping
  • 75 sq ft
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 Double Bed

Simple double room, shared bathroom (Invisible room upstairs)

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Daily housekeeping
  • 215 sq ft
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 Double Bed

Basic Double Room, Shared Bathroom (Printed House)

Highlights

Daily housekeeping
  • 86 sq ft
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 Double Bed

The Sun Room, Shared Bathroom

Highlights

Daily housekeeping
  • 129 sq ft
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 Double Bed

Double Room, Ensuite (Sin City Ground Floor)

Highlights

Daily housekeeping
  • 161 sq ft
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 Double Bed

Basic Double Room (The Blue House Upstairs)

Highlights

Daily housekeeping
  • 248 sq ft
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 Double Bed

Basic Double Room, Shared Bathroom (Invisible Room Downstairs)

Highlights

Daily housekeeping
  • 54 sq ft
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 Double Bed

Basic Quadruple Room, 1 Bedroom (Casa No Casa)

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Separate bedroom
Private bathroom
Daily housekeeping
  • 247 sq ft
  • Sleeps 4
  • 1 Double Bed and 2 Twin Beds

Basic Double Room, 1 Double Bed (Mrs. de With)

Highlights

Daily housekeeping
  • 183 sq ft
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 Double Bed

Double Room, Shared Bathroom (Secret Bookcase M)

Highlights

Daily housekeeping
  • 86 sq ft
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 Double Bed OR 2 Twin Beds

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About the neighborhood

Amsterdam

Located in Amsterdam, Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam is in the city center. Anne Frank House and Van Gogh Museum are cultural highlights, and travelers looking to shop may want to visit Ten Kate Markt and Foodhallen. Vondelpark and Rijksmuseum are two other places to visit that come recommended.

What's nearby

  • Vondelpark - 14 min walk
  • Anne Frank House - 4 min drive
  • Van Gogh Museum - 4 min drive
  • Rijksmuseum - 5 min drive
  • Heineken Experience - 5 min drive

Getting around

  • Witte de Withstraat Stop - 3 min walk
  • Amsterdam Lelylaan Station - 5 min drive
  • Amsterdam Airport Schiphol (AMS) - 18 min drive

Restaurants

  • Het Sieraad | De Vierde Ambachtsschool - 3 min walk
  • Dönerland Eethuis - 6 min walk
  • Tapwest - 6 min walk
  • Daalder - 3 min walk
  • Cafe Goldmund - 5 min walk

About this property

Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam

Inn near Vondelpark
Located close to Ten Kate Markt and Foodhallen, Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam provides a terrace, a library, and a bar. The on-site Thai cuisine restaurant, Kevin Bacon Bar, offers breakfast, lunch, and dinner. Guests can connect to free in-room WiFi.
You'll also enjoy the following perks during your stay:
  • Full breakfast (surcharge), bike rentals, and self parking (surcharge)
  • Multilingual staff, a 24-hour front desk, and smoke-free premises
  • Luggage storage
  • Guest reviews give top marks for the helpful staff
Room features
All guestrooms at Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam have amenities such as free WiFi. Guests reviews speak well of the clean rooms at the property.

Languages

Dutch, English, Spanish

Property amenities

Internet

  • Available in all rooms: Free WiFi
  • Available in some public areas: Free WiFi

Parking and transportation

  • Self parking on site (EUR 35 per night)
  • Limited onsite parking

Food and drink

  • Daily full breakfast available 8:00 AM–noon for a fee: EUR 12.50 per person
  • A bar/lounge
  • A restaurant

Restaurants on site

  • Kevin Bacon Bar

Things to do

  • Bicycle rentals
  • Library

Conveniences

  • 24-hour front desk
  • Luggage storage

Guest services

  • Daily housekeeping
  • Multilingual staff

Outdoors

  • Terrace

Accessibility

  • If you have requests for specific accessibility needs, please contact the property using the information on the reservation confirmation received after booking.
  • Bathroom emergency pull cord
  • Handrails in stairways (43 inches high)
  • Upper floors accessible by stairs only
  • Wheelchair accessible (may have limitations)
  • Wheelchair-accessible public washroom
  • Wheelchair-accessible registration desk (47 inches high)
  • Wheelchair-accessible restaurant

More

  • 2 floors
  • Smoke-free property

Room amenities

Bedroom

  • Bedsheets provided

Bathroom

  • Hair dryer on request
  • Towels

Policies

Check-in

Check-in start time: 3:00 PM; Check-in end time: anytime
Contactless check-in available
Minimum check-in age: 18

Check-out

Check-out before 11 AM
Contactless check-out available

Special check-in instructions

Front desk staff will greet guests on arrival

Access methods

Staffed front desk

Pets

Pets not allowed

Children and extra beds

Children are welcome
Rollaway/extra beds are not available
Cribs (infant beds) are not available

Property payment types

Important information

Fees

You'll be asked to pay the following charges at the property:

  • Breakage deposit: EUR 50 per stay
  • An effective city/local tax rate of 11.468 percent will be charged

We have included all charges provided to us by the property.

Optional extras

  • Fee for full breakfast: approximately EUR 12.50 per person
  • Self parking fee: EUR 35 per night

The above list may not be comprehensive. Fees and deposits may not include tax and are subject to change.

You need to know

Extra-person charges may apply and vary depending on property policy
Government-issued photo identification and a credit card, debit card, or cash deposit may be required at check-in for incidental charges
Special requests are subject to availability upon check-in and may incur additional charges; special requests cannot be guaranteed
This property accepts credit cards, debit cards, and cash
Cashless transactions are available
Safety features at this property include a security system and window guards

We should mention

This property does not have elevators

Property is also known as

Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam
Hotel Not Hotel
Not Amsterdam
Hotel Not Hotel
Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam Inn
Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam Amsterdam
Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam Inn Amsterdam

Frequently asked questions

Is Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam pet-friendly?

No, pets are not allowed at this property.

How much does it cost to stay at Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam?

As of Apr 19, 2024, prices found for a 1-night stay for 2 adults at Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam on Apr 21, 2024 start from $89.03, excluding taxes and fees. This price is based on the lowest nightly price found in the last 24 hours for stays in the next 30 days. Prices are subject to change. Choose your dates for more accurate prices.

How much is parking at Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam?

Self parking is available for EUR 35 per night. Limited spots are available.

What time is check-in at Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam?

Check-in start time: 3:00 PM; Check-in end time: anytime.

What time is check-out at Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam?

Check-out is at 11 AM.

Where is Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam located?

Located in Amsterdam West, this inn is within a 15-minute walk of Ten Kate Markt, Foodhallen, and Vondelpark. Anne Frank House and Van Gogh Museum are also within 2 mi (3 km). Witte de Withstraat Stop is only a 3-minute walk and J. P. Heijestraat Stop (7) is 5 minutes.

Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam Reviews

Reviews

8.2

Very Good

Rating 10 - Excellent. 353 out of 787 reviews" "
Rating 8 - Good. 251 out of 787 reviews" "
Rating 6 - Okay. 105 out of 787 reviews" "
Rating 4 - Poor. 26 out of 787 reviews" "
Rating 2 - Terrible. 52 out of 787 reviews" "

8.6/10

Cleanliness

8.8/10

Staff & service

8.0/10

Amenities

8.4/10

Property conditions & facilities

8.2/10

Eco-friendliness

Reviews

2/10 Terrible

Melissa

Traveled with family
Disliked: Cleanliness, staff & service, amenities, property conditions & facilities
This hotel is completely unprofessional. I was supposed to stay here, however at the time of booking, it was not made obvious that this hotel is not accessible. I had to find another place to stay last minute, as my mother who was recovering from a broken neck, can not climb stairs-the only room available. I have made multiple requests to be compensated, only to have the hotel not respond to Expedias emails, and be told nothing can be done. Avoid at all costs- for their lack of professionalism, and discriminatory practices- please note, that now their page mentions that there is no elevators- so they are aware of this complaint- just don't respond.
Stayed 4 nights in Jun 2023

2/10 Terrible

Charlotte

Traveled with partner
Disliked: Cleanliness, property conditions & facilities
My partner and I had expected a quirky boutique hotel, but were unhappy with the "Crisis Free Zone" room, particularly the poor ventilation and poor air quality, which made the room we were meant to be staying in very stuffy. The ventilation system was noisy, poorly-installed and poorly-mounted in the eaves of the room so that it did not actually ventilate the space, and the only way to properly air out the room would have been either to keep a fan running the whole time, or to keep the door open, exposed to the entrance of the hotel. Even with the door closed we could hear everything outside of the room, and I imagine this would have continued through the night as the hotel includes a lively bar next to the communal bathroom facilities. Additionally the communal bathrooms were not well-stocked, as there was no soap by the sinks and no toilet roll in the WC cubicle. We didn't stay long enough to check out the showers. I would be very surprised if the designer of the "Crisis Free Zone" had actually stayed in their creation, as it did not feel fit for purpose.
Stayed 4 nights in Apr 2024

10/10 Excellent

Antonia

Traveled with group
Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, amenities, property conditions & facilities
The whole place was amazing, never stayed somewhere like that before was all round amazing
Stayed 3 nights in Apr 2024

10/10 Excellent

Trevor

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, amenities, property conditions & facilities
The hotel is very chic and the rooms are nicely themed. Location is really close to Kinkerstraat and you can easily get to the museums or the downtown area by tram easily. Staff are friendly and knowledgeable. My only gripe is that there was never any soap in the dispensers near the sinks, even though i brought it up twice. Not sure if that's maybe an Amsterdam thing? Otherwise, great.
Stayed 4 nights in Apr 2024

10/10 Excellent

Jeffrey

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, amenities, property conditions & facilities
It was such a great and unique experience, being not too far from all the museum's and experiences while being in such a quiet and beautiful area of the city. The staff were kind and helped point me in the direction of interesting places and food! They even gave me a little book to help find them all! 10/10, would stay again if I ever find myself back in Amsterdam!
Stayed 5 nights in Apr 2024

10/10 Excellent

Armando

Traveled with partner
Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, amenities, property conditions & facilities
Great staff!!
Stayed 5 nights in Mar 2024

10/10 Excellent

Courtney Martine

Stayed 3 nights in Mar 2024

10/10 Excellent

Alwyn

Traveled with partner
Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities
Loved staying at the place
Stayed 1 night in Mar 2024

8/10 Good

Constance

Traveled with partner
Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, amenities, property conditions & facilities
Hidden Gem hotel south of the city, so is nice to get a chance to explore all of Amsterdam. Vondelpark nearby and is on route to the museums. We loved the coziness of our room and it’s quirky feel. The shared bathrooms were clean and well kept. We enjoyed the bar for drinks, but the only thing I would say is I wish water could have been accommodated for the rooms . Thank you to the friendly and helpful staff that made our stay comfortable
Stayed 1 night in Mar 2024

10/10 Excellent

Duc-Huy

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities
Staff was very nice and the room we stayed at was neat.
Stayed 2 nights in Jan 2024

General hotel information

Reasons to Book
Nice Bathroom & Spacious Rooms
Check-In Time
3:00 PM
Check-Out Time
11:00 AM
Star Rating
3.0