“Not impressed”

The hotel was boring and stuffy, and suitable for undiscriminating guests. The service was lacklustre and not particularly friendly, and there were many things that needed attention or repairing, like a wall light on the stairs, and the lock on the shower pole was absent. The garden could have been wonderful, but it was untidy with broken toys littering it, and it was clearly unloved. The pool was fine, but there was no changing room nearby, and there was no fresh water shower. The food in the dining room was boring also.