“Published details far from correct”

OK so first off this is not a B&B. It is a few rooms in an old building with a small waiting room. There is no one actually at the facility except the guests. The "free parking" is on the street parking if you can get it. I did. After 45 minutes and three blocks away. WiFi did not exist. Mastercard and Visa accepted not true. Cash on arrival was required - only time in one month in Europe. And breakfast was day old white bread slices with jelly and some instant coffee packets. Needless to say we went the expense to eat out each morning. I really did not mind the four flights up with no lift, but some travelers might. Maybe I should have titled this "You have to be kidding."

“It's not a hotel!”

This was a bed and breakfast on the third floor of an apartment building. Not a hotel. The breakfast was terrible . We were given longlife milk and dried biscuits. It was overpriced for what we received. Not what we expected at all! It also advertised parking but we had to park in a public area about 200 metres away and had to wake up at 7-00am one morning to move it for the council to clean the road.