“You know that TV ad where the hotel guest puts on a hazmat suit before getting in the bed ...”
I've been in some pretty dodgy motels in my life, but this place has no equal! Shabby, run down, dirty. Bathtub stained, carpet dirty in every corner, had to bang on light fixture to get it to work, neither of two remotes functional, coffee maker dirty. Torn upholstery on easy chair. Looked as though hardly a dollar had been spent on the place in the last couple of decades. I will say that apart from the disgusting bathtub, the bathroom wasn't too horrible. Even the hallway was gloomy. Had a second stay booked for the following week, but immediately canceled and moved it to another nearby hotel.