Honestly...it's so bad, it seems like a comedy sketch. I think they overbooked, and didn't really have a "real" room available..so they offered us a "choice" of two subterranean dwellings, one w a queen bed, other king.
I included pics, cause to just try to describe them wouldn't do justice. Especially the "mystery door", as we called it...with a duct taped drape over it.
In the end, after laying on top of bed fully clothed at night..we left and drove 2 hrs to go home.