Comically bad.
Their lobby was being "renovated," so all business had to be conducted through a security slot like at a gas station. That meant no breakfast, something that should be noted (but isn't) on the website.
Plenty of stains in the carpet and a nice, big chunk of rotting wood in the framing of the shower. The shower was recently renovated, but the door was fitted so badly, that the water hit right on an inch-wide gap. Predictably, there was a half-inch of water on the bathroom floor after my shower. I used up every towel but one sopping that up. Good thing I had that last one to dry off with.
I can say that the wi-fi worked and the door locks kind of worked - took 4-5 tries each time.
The chef's kiss, I saw upon leaving, was the reserved veteran's parking spot - right next to the dumpster. Thank you for your service indeed.