Choromoro Vacations from $1,295

Not really clean

My daughters and I spent a couple of days at this hosteria and thoroughly enjoyed it. The building is nested in the foot of the beautiful mountains surrounded by tropical vegetation. The premises are well kept and have been remodeled in 2017. There is a really nice spa and the staff is super friendly. The restaurant has amazing food and waiters and waitresses treat you like royalty. Very happy with our stay in this beautiful place. By the way, you can rent horses. Raul (+54 9 381 341-6636) is super friendly and knowledgeable of the area. His horses are great. We had the best “cabalgata” experience ever! I highly recommend this place to everyone. And don’t forget it was an awesome pool :-)

Excellent 5 Stars to hotel

This hotel is a joke. Literally. You will laugh at its multiple failures. The whole thing is this sleek modern designer fantasy, where every aspect from the talking elevator ("gracias por su visita!" real Hitchhiker's Guide robot cheeriness) to the stove has been designed as if there were no standards developed in any culture, and the only thing that mattered was glass and metal. There were a couple of folks at the front desk who seemed sort of in charge when we arrived, even though Expedia thinks there is no front desk, and they sure weren't responsive the first time I walked up to the locked glass door in the major glass facade. Had to call them. (Close the front door carefully. If you just let go of it, it shakes the facade LOUDLY and you're afraid the whole thing will shatter.) Their main function seemed to be to convince Dave and me that we didn't want one king-sized bed. Well, Argentina is a conservative country. Inferring matrimony is one more minefield for the hotelier to navigate, along with vegan sheets and which direction is Mecca and who can't handle scented gluten soap. Within five minutes of entering my room, 11-B, I was greatly puzzled. The algorithm governing the faucets in the bathroom is the sort of challenge that Google would give a prospective hire. The hot and cold knobs were maybe remapped to temperature and volume, with some edge effects --- but most remarkably, turning on the faucets in the sink caused (see full review on Tripadvisor)