A bloke named John, and the missing toilet paper
Posted Jun 11, 2016 on Hotels
After arriving waiting 10 minutes to discover a "ring this number" (if you don't have a phone, you're stuffed.) 10 minutes later (it was actually 11 minutes), I was greeted by a bloke probably named John, who showed me to the room.
After being silenced by the rubbish quality. Put my bags down, go to the toilet after a 4 hour drive, no toilet paper..
It's 1am so unlikely any shops will be open and John has gone back home. Who's laughing now when I bring toilet paper to hotels?
I'd also like to thank whoever left the window wide open before I got there, for the -10degree temperature, and making it a wildlife sanctuary for half the insects in Essex.