I always try to find nice things to say, but here I'm at a loss.
The toilet bowl had a paper seal saying it had been sanitised as with many hotels, but once I lifted the cover, I saw fecal matter and hair stuck to the seat. The shower drain was clogged and a 5 minute shower turned into wading in a puddle. The beds had various stains, hair of different types (long, short, curly, straight, thick), and there was even fresh blood stains beside the pillow.
I have sent a report with photos of all the above to Expedia, so that something is done about it. I don't need an apology. I just wish I never had this experience.