Assume you do publish this review here is feedback on the hotel.
The Owner is living in the early post independence era of monopolies. You cannot bring liquor into your room. Yes you guessed it, he also has a bar in the same hotel that serves alcohol at rates that are the highest this side of the Suez Canal. A visit to the bar would make you feel lighter in more ways than one.
If you like to use the soap in the room, please be prepared to use your teeth unless you have a swiss knife in your bag. The soap packaging is so..... tamper proof. There are no perforations to help you open it. Same story with the body wash container, the foil again is "tamper proof". The same swiss knife will be handy to open that as well.
After check in, you are forewarned that you cannot sign for anything. Any dining or beverage charges that you incur in the room will have to be settled there on the spot.
The TV system is a serious challenge for even the most technically inclined. A shower and some TV before bed will make you feel like a DIY guru.
Once you enter your room, you realize this place, the hotel and the management and their practices are in urgent need of updating. The interesting thing is that the owners keep marching on notwithstanding all the constructive and negative feedback they keep receiving. This hotel is in terminal decline.
Unlikely to patronize this "joint" again.