Posted Sep 28, 2016
Look, I know I didn't book a Four Seasons. But there were bloodstains on the comforter and two of the pillowcases when I got there. The electrical outlet in the bathroom didn't work and the coffee pot was ancient, melted out -of-shape and caused a flood every time I tried to use it. Previous reviewers complained of bedbugs, but I didn't have that problem. Probably eaten by the enormous spider that crawled out of the bedding the first morning of my stay. I had to get up early anyway because of the construction noises from jackhammers and a guy driving a bobcat outside my window at 7AM. Breakfast was 6-9, all I wanted was coffee, and they were out of that two of the three mornings of my stay. Trying to laugh-to-keep-from-crying, but all of this actually happened. What. A. Dump. Instead of using a bobcat to rearrange decorative stones in the landscaping, they ought to get a full-sized bulldozer and knock the whole thing down.