So bad it's hilarious.
Posted Apr 21, 2017
Where should I start? When we first arrived they rented us a room someone else had been staying in, complete with dirty red underwear two feet from the door. It was kind of shocking that a hotel wouldnt be aware of who's staying where... When we got our new room it was an absolute downgrade from the previously occupied one we thought we were getting, with the room being a fraction of the size along with a queen sized bed(we had reserved a king). It was almost midnight and I was far too tired to change rooms again.The room reeked of wet dog, and the sheets had red stains on it. It was a real task convincing my mom " it's probably just ketchup". There were black marks on the walls, white dog hairs on the floor, and the remote didn't work. I opened the fridge and found old forgotten ice cream just sitting in there. Me and my mom immediately burst out laughing and couldn't stop for several minutes, we turned it into a game of "who can find something worse". I decided to take a shower the next morning and found a big JUICY tick crawling over the grotesque shower mat with a brown stain on it. The shower head was green with mildew and the lower half of the shower curtain was black with mold. There was no bar soap or body wash, only a 2/3 empty used mini shampoo. When i got out i pulled out a towel with a HUGE black spot, and when i dried my face with it, i got a LONG black hair stuck in my mouth. I don't think I've ever laughed so hard. This hotel was the most fun part of our trip.