Awful to the point of bizzare! Never seen anything like it in 27 years as a freelance travel writer. On arrival you are asked to take a pic of the rules on the chalkboard by the door. Absolute quiet from 10pm to 6am. If you're a night owl or late sleeper....well you're screwed st this place. And NO FOOD IN YOUR ROOM!! Unless your room has a fridge! Guests responsible for "theirselves" (non existent word) and any damage even to towels and sheets. Verbal rules given are not to lay on top of the bedspread. Do not use decorative pillows. No maid service. And more....at the price if $200 a night thank you very much! Pur bathtub was very dirty with shabbily patched holes. No shampoo but an empty one in the edge if the tub. Fireplace didn't work. Ice machine didn't work. Bed was totally worn out, hard, lumpy and squeaky. Walls and doors paper thin so you hear everyone and they hear you no matter how quiet you are. Owners dogs barking at 7am nonstop, loud voices, vacuums, washer dryer etc about same time. No relaxation here.....just oppressive rules and a general atmosphere of unfriendliness that make you feel like a grounded teenager instead of a guest!!