Magnolia Springs Vacations from $631

I booked a hotel stay and accidentally walked into a low-budget suspense film. Let’s start with the “on-site restaurant and bar.” Yes… they technically exist. Physically. Spiritually? Emotionally? Absolutely not. They were completely empty and visibly shut down — like movie-set props of what once was. Maybe add that disclaimer on the website because calling that an amenity is a bold creative choice. We checked in later than usual, and right away I knew this stay was about to be ✨a story✨. The receptionist who helped us was visibly intoxicated — stumbling over words, barely forming sentences. I’ve had more organized conversations with autocorrect. Then came the room key. Didn’t work. The card reader on the door was literally hanging on by a THREAD. I was half expecting it to fall off like, “my job here is done.” So we had to switch rooms… which meant another interaction with our tipsy front-desk tour guide. Love that arc for us. Now let’s discuss the property itself. Calling it “dilapidated” feels generous. Peeling paint. Rust everywhere. Stains in the bathtub, on the toilet, on the walls — at that point I stopped asking questions for my own peace. And the cherry on top? Our door wouldn’t even deadbolt. If I had kids with me, I would’ve turned around and left so fast I’d break the sound barrier. This is not a family-friendly situation. And I need you to mentally prepare for this sentence: The elevators were the nicest part of the entire hotel. Yes. The elevators. That’s t

Location is perfect. The lodge has plenty to offer and do. Unfortunately when we book there was no mention of construction. And in the lobby a sign said construction M-F during certain times. On a Saturday there was still construction. They will charge you on site to park. $15 per day. It’s not covered. Covered parking is for valet only at $50. Parking lot is a nice little walk to the rooms. There is two restaurants on site. Was disappointed in the Food Craft restaurant. The Perch was way nicer, but comes with a price. I would skip food craft altogether and eat somewhere else. Perch is definitely worth the extra dollars if that is in your budget. We have stayed here many times due to the park and location of the Lodge.

Amazing location, beautiful property and exception amenities. The only thing I’d change is that the bed was listed as being a king, but definitely more like a full.