First of all, this hotel is directly across the street from the Merchant Marine academy, which means every morning someone is out at 5 am blowing reveille, and the entire drum and bugle corps practices at least twice a day. I had paid extra ahead of time for a larger room with an ocean view, but the staff attempted to take advantage of my lack of Spanish to give me a smaller room without an ocean view for the same price. Housekeeping was completely unresponsive to our requests, telling us they would be back with whatever we had requested, then leaving us waiting. We were rationed only one washcloth per day for the three of us. They would not exchange money for us, claiming the restaurant is not a "hotel service". The bathroom door wouldn't close, we couldn't make local calls without the hotel staff having to dial the number for us (and charging us to do so), and the only way to turn the patio light on and off was to jiggle the wires. The only enjoyable part of our stay was the restaurant, but you can go there without staying at the hotel.