Resort - NOT!
Posted Apr 17, 2017
Stayed to get a few days of relaxation, catch up on my reading, and work on my tan. If you have seen the "Pool Scene" in "Caddie Shack," you can imagine the atmosphere at the hotel's pool area. It was wall-to-wall children with blow-up toys, reaching untenable decibel levels. Additionally, the little darlings were fascinated with doing "Cannon Balls" from every position around the pool, making it impossible to lie on the decking with a book. That atmosphere endured throughout every hour the pool was open.
My first evening, my room air conditioning replicated a collection of Serrano Pepper eaters breathing on me. The next morning, maintenance was able to fix the flow of cool air in my room. Naturally, it could not have been fixed, as a part of management room maintenance reviews, prior to my staying in the hot house!?!
Pastries served at the "Complimentary" breakfast were completely dry, hard, and inedible. I was tempted to take some home with me for skeet shooting.
I will say that the staff was very friendly and attempted to be of service, in spite of the limitations of the facility.
Overall, I needed a couple of days retreat from my stay at this Embassy Suites!