Appalling Hotel. Truly, the worst.
Posted Mar 23, 2017
Let's start with something positive: Blue Chairs Hotel is directly across from the beach, so you can literally leave your room and be on the sand within a minute. And it's cheap. So there's that...
Beyond its fortunate location and pricing ("Cheaper than WalMart!"), there is little to recommend here. This hotel is so incredibly awful, we found ourselves constantly laughing as we discovered new horrors...and the laughter is what kept us from crying. It would be difficult to chronicle all of the issues we discovered over the course of the week, but here are a few of the highlights:
> the halls and public spaces of the hotel are absolutely filthy...garbage everywhere, soiled linens...there was no terrace or space in the facility that invited a guest to linger and relax, and there were broken and heavily soiled furniture strewn about.
> two of the four rooms we occupied during the week did not have towels or toilet paper, and none were delivered to the room. They "ran out" of towels mid week and inexplicably could not provide additional towels.
> The noise, oh the noise...an adjacent property had an all out rave until the wee hours of the morning for a few of the days, which meant virtually no sleep for us. The onsite club - which we knew was right outside our room - usually gave up by 11pm, which was nice.
> None of the rooms are completely finished - many of the key elements are there, but none are fully formed. Missing door trim, broken locks, nonoperable toilets...