Posted Sep 6, 2016
The first thing I noticed was the smell of the dankest bud on the planet. Then I noticed the striking similarities between this hotel room and the hotel room on that B horror movie, V/H/S. At first the toilet appeared to not flush, but it turns out i just was not giving it ample time to decide whether or not it wanted to flush (15 seconds did the trick). One long, stray black hair was found on the hand towel, so I assume that towel, as well as the rest of them, were claimed. Before exiting the bathroom, I noticed the door lock. It was a cheap deadbolt, screwed onto the interior side of the door. This would suffice as a lock, if only the door itself opened outward, instead of in. To put it bluntly, the lock is nonsense. Who did that? I am genuinely curious. I want to thank them, because I got a good laugh out of it. Weirdly, this room sucked so much that it was almost charming. I loved it, ironically. I didn't sleep in the bed, my friends and I just decided to make to check out early and drive home instead. Had I slept in this room, I'm sure I would be a quite different person. Interpret that as you will.