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Poco Loco Ranch - Pool, game room, tube Guadalupe River on 250 scenic acres!

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5 bedrooms, free WiFi, bed sheets
Pool | Outdoor pool
Interior
Fridge, microwave, oven, stovetop
Dining
Reviews
10

Exceptional

Entire home

5 bedrooms5 bathroomsSleeps 14

Popular amenities

  • PoolPoolPool
  • Hot TubHot TubHot Tub
  • FireplaceFireplaceFireplace
  • Outdoor SpaceOutdoor SpaceOutdoor Space
  • Free WiFiFree WiFiFree WiFi
  • Air conditioningAir conditioningAir conditioning

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Boerne, TX
  • Popular LocationCave without a Name20 min drive
  • Popular LocationBoerne City Lake Park25 min drive
  • Popular LocationGuadalupe River State Park36 min drive
  • AirportSan Antonio, TX (SAT-San Antonio Intl.)47 min drive

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10/10 Excellent

Property was perfect for our group of 20, it had plenty of space and having the game room pool available was a bonus. Me...
Jefferson S.
Aug 5, 2023

About this property

Entire place

You'll have the entire home to yourself and will only share it with other guests in your party.

Poco Loco Ranch - Pool, game room, tube Guadalupe River on 250 scenic acres!

Enjoy the picturesque Poco Loco Ranch. This 250-acre private ranch is nestled in the Texas Hill County on the Guadalupe River. Situated just 10 minutes from Boerne, the Ranch is the perfect place to escape from the hustle and bustle of daily life!

Long meandering banks of the shaded Guadalupe River will entice you to swim, tube, splash, fish, or just enjoy the quiet solitude. For a longer jaunt, float downstream on an inner tube – the public bridge is about an hour away. Hiking, bird watching, and diverse wildlife will renew your spirits. Best of all, at the end of the day lie beneath the vast skies and watch nightly shooting stars while swimming in our large new pool and enjoying our hot tub!

The Poco Loco Ranch has a rustic main house, a guest house and a fantastic separate game room.

The Main House
• Spacious Living Room (2-Fold-Out Sofas, Large Flat Screen TV, and 2 Dining Tables)
• Fully Equipped Kitchen
• 3 Comfortable Bedrooms, (2 with King Size Beds, 1 with Two Twin Size Beds) and side bunk bed that sleeps 2
• 3 ½ Baths
• Front Patio (Covered Seating Area, BBQ Grill + Smoker)

The Guest House
• Large Bedroom (Sofa Area, 2 Queen Beds)
• Full Bathroom
• Kitchenette
• Dinette

The Game Room
• Antique Pool Table
• 22’ Championship Shuffleboard Table
• Pac Man Video Game
• Ping Pong Table
• Air Hockey
• Foosball Table
• Sitting Area with 2 Sofas

All three structures have fireplaces and a second patio is centrally located between the ranch houses. All are connected by a cement walkway.

This listing included the exclusive use of all 3 structures, our pool, 250 acres of land, and a quarter-mile frontage along the Guadalupe River (only a seldom seen caretaker lives on site.)

Onsite activities include Hayrides, BBQ cookout, bonfire, volleyball, and more.

The Poco Loco Ranch’s prime location provides easy access to multiple attractions and places of interest:
• Charming Antique Shops & Cafes of Boerne (10 mins)
• The Cave Without a Name (5 mins)
• Fiesta Texas (20 mins)
• Sea world and the famed Riverwalk of San Antonio (30 mins)
• The World War II Nimitz Museum and the Wineries and Craft Shops of Fredericksburg (35 mins away)

Great lodging for area weddings - Minutes from Serengeti Resort, Marquardt Ranch, Paniolo Ranch, Boerne, Bergheim, and Sisterdale.

Please note that to avoid warming our pool water, our spa heater will be turned off during the summer months.

***SPECIAL OFFER***
FREE Wildlife Hayride with 4-night rental! See Axis and Whitetail deer, armadillos, turkey, and much more. Both daytime and evening hayrides (with spotlights) will make for a wonderful time!!!***

Contact us so we can begin arranging your perfect vacation!

*** Please note that the Guadalupe River fluctuates in depth. After a heavy flood rain, you can enjoy our pool and game room. In times of little rain, we do have deeper sections beside our ranch where guests can float and relax. The river is a 10 minute walk from the main house area ***

Ask about RV capability. EV Charging available! (and ask about our Hunting packages)

Keywords: Ranch, river, tubing, game room, fishing, swimming, waterfront, pool, hot tub, hill country, Texas hill Country, Guadalupe, windmill, rustic, pinball, shuffle board, ping pong, cabana, fireplace, spa, hayride, s'mores, picnic, tube, hay ride, hike, hiking, volleyball, pacman, foosball, hammock, stage, rv, fly fishing, flyfishing, EV Charging, hunting, hunt, deer, axis hunt

Property manager

Melinda Biggs

Languages

English

Property amenities

Beach

  • Beach loungers
  • Beach towels

Pool/Spa

  • Fenced private pool
  • Outdoor pool
  • Spa tub

Internet

  • Available in the house: Free WiFi

Parking and transportation

  • Electric car charging station on site
  • Car recommended
  • Parking on site

Kitchen

  • Blender
  • Coffee grinder
  • Coffee/tea maker
  • Cookware, dishware, and utensils
  • Dishwasher
  • Electric kettle
  • Kitchen island
  • Microwave
  • Oven
  • Paper towels
  • Refrigerator
  • Spices
  • Stovetop
  • Toaster

Dining

  • Dining table

Bedrooms

  • 5 bedrooms
  • Bedsheets provided
  • Sofa bed

Bathroom

  • 5 bathrooms
  • Bathtub or shower
  • Hair dryer
  • Soap
  • Toilet paper
  • Towels provided

Living spaces

  • Dining table
  • Fireplace
  • Living room

Entertainment

  • Games
  • Smart TV with cable/satellite channels
  • Stereo

Outdoor areas

  • Barbecue grill
  • Firepit
  • Garden
  • Outdoor furniture
  • Patio

Laundry

  • Washing machine

Comfort

  • Air conditioning
  • Heating

Pets

  • No pets allowed

Suitability/Accessibility

  • Smoke-free property

Services and conveniences

  • Phone

Location highlights

  • In a rural location
  • On a river
  • On the waterfront

Things to do

  • Air hockey on site
  • Arcade/game room on site
  • Billiards/pool table on site
  • Foosball table on site
  • Table tennis on site
  • Birdwatching nearby
  • Cycling nearby
  • Ecotours nearby
  • Fishing nearby
  • Golfing nearby
  • Hiking/biking trails nearby
  • Hunting nearby
  • Swimming nearby
  • Theme park nearby
  • Water tubing nearby
  • Wildlife walks nearby
  • Winery tours nearby

Safety features

  • Carbon monoxide detector not reported (host has not indicated whether there is a carbon monoxide detector on the property; consider bringing a portable detector)
  • Smoke detector (host has indicated there is a smoke detector on the property)
  • Fire extinguisher

General

  • 1 unit
  • Electric car charging station
  • Garden

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Policies

Check-out

Check-out before 11:00 AM

Special check-in instructions

The front desk hours vary at this property
Guests must contact the property for check-in information
To make arrangements for check-in please contact the property ahead of time using the information on the booking confirmation
You will receive an email from the host with check-in and check-out instructions

Pets

Pets not allowed

Children and extra beds

Children are welcome

Important information

You need to know

Extra-person charges may apply and vary depending on property policy
Government-issued photo identification and a credit card, debit card, or cash deposit may be required at check-in for incidental charges
Special requests are subject to availability upon check-in and may incur additional charges; special requests cannot be guaranteed
Onsite parties or group events are strictly prohibited
Host has not indicated whether there is a carbon monoxide detector on the property; consider bringing a portable detector with you on the trip
Host has indicated there is a smoke detector on the property
Safety features at this property include a fire extinguisher
This property is managed through our partner, Vrbo. You will receive an email from Vrbo with a link to a Vrbo account, where you can change or cancel your reservation

We should mention

A car is recommended for transportation to and from this property

About the neighborhood

Boerne

Located in Boerne, this vacation home is in a rural area and on the waterfront. Kreutzberg Canyon Natural Area and Sister Creek Vineyards are worth checking out if an activity is on the agenda, while those wishing to experience the area's natural beauty can explore Guadalupe River and Cibolo Nature Center. Be sure to check out the area's animals with activities such as game walks and birdwatching.
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What's nearby

  • Cave without a Name - 20 min drive
  • Boerne City Lake Park - 25 min drive
  • Tapatio Springs Golf Club - 29 min drive
  • Guadalupe River State Park - 36 min drive
  • Six Flags Fiesta Texas - 38 min drive

Getting around

  • San Antonio International Airport (SAT) - 47 min drive

Restaurants

  • Black Board Bar B Q - 17 min drive
  • The Roundup Beer Garden and Food Park - 6 min drive
  • Sisterdale Saloon - 18 min drive
  • Sister Creek Vineyards - 17 min drive
  • Hillbillyz - 11 min drive

Frequently asked questions

Does Poco Loco Ranch - Pool, game room, tube Guadalupe River on 250 scenic acres! have a pool?

Yes, this property has an outdoor pool.

Is Poco Loco Ranch - Pool, game room, tube Guadalupe River on 250 scenic acres! pet-friendly?

No, pets are not allowed at this property.

What time is check-out at Poco Loco Ranch - Pool, game room, tube Guadalupe River on 250 scenic acres!?

Check-out is at 11:00 AM.

Where is Poco Loco Ranch - Pool, game room, tube Guadalupe River on 250 scenic acres! located?

This family-friendly Boerne vacation home is located on the waterfront, 0.4 mi (0.6 km) from Guadalupe River, and within 9 mi (15 km) of Cave without a Name and Northside Neighborhood Park. Northside Community Park and Kreutzberg Canyon Natural Area are also within 9 mi (15 km).

Reviews

10

Exceptional

Rating 10 - Excellent. 76 out of 79 reviews" "
Rating 8 - Good. 2 out of 79 reviews" "
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Rating 2 - Terrible. 1 out of 79 reviews" "

9.6/10

Cleanliness

Reviews

10/10 Excellent

Tiffany G.

Liked: Cleanliness
Spring break
We had an amazing time visiting this property and spending time together walking the grounds. Perfect for large families! Our kids were never bored and never even asked for tvs or devices! Family that runs the ranch is the sweetest. They are extremely welcoming and helpful. We will definitely visit again in the future.
Stayed 4 nights in Mar 2024

10/10 Excellent

Jefferson S.

Liked: Cleanliness
Family vacation
Property was perfect for our group of 20, it had plenty of space and having the game room pool available was a bonus. Melissa was quick to respond to any questions/concerns we had.
Stayed 4 nights in Jul 2023

10/10 Excellent

Marie S.

Liked: Cleanliness
July Poco Loco Ranch
This was one of the best vacation rentals we've ever been to. The pool was amazing and so was the huge game room. Hosts were extremely helpful and there was a lovely welcome basket to greet us upon arrival. Highly recommend Poco Loco for a family vacation. There was something for everyone. The only bummer was that the river was too low to tube, but Charles let us know before we arrived so we knew what to expect. It was still great to walk down to the river and skip rocks and it was teeming with birds and toads and little fish. And as a delightful bonus, there was a wee baby cow that we passed on our hike.
Stayed 4 nights in Jul 2023

10/10 Excellent

K Meghan M.

Delightful family stay
We thoroughly enjoyed our stay - our family of 5 plus my parents - at the Poco Loci Ranch. Charles was a great host and there is plenty to do and enjoy on the property. Property has tubes to enjoy the Guadalupe River, a grill by the pool, firewood for an evening campfire and s’mores, and plenty of beds and towels. Highly recommend for a family get together!
Stayed 4 nights in Jun 2023

10/10 Excellent

Elizabeth C.

Liked: Cleanliness
Christmas at the Poco Loco
We had a great time despite the freezing temperatures creating some challenges for us and the Hosts. They were great and very responsive. Even without being able to enjoy the water this place is a wonderful place to enjoy with the whole family!
Stayed 4 nights in Dec 2022

10/10 Excellent

Audra P.

Liked: Cleanliness
Great stay
Our family loved our time there!! It was in a great location for day trips to Fredericksburg and San Antonio. We loved the game room and exploring the property.
Stayed 6 nights in Jul 2022

10/10 Excellent

Steve H.

Liked: Cleanliness
Houston 2022
The place was perfect. It had a blend of a historical rustic feel with all the modern convivences. The property is absolutely beautiful and the long ride to the river was so scenic. We saw awesome wildlife and enjoyed every minute ! If we had to change anything it would be to have stayed longer !
Stayed 6 nights in Jul 2022

10/10 Excellent

Melissa P.

Liked: Cleanliness
We loved everything about our stay.
We so enjoyed our stay at Poco Loco. The pool was amazing and we were so thankful for it on the hot Texas afternoons. We also used the game room daily and had a family tournament on our last day. The property is beautiful and loved walking to the river in the mornings. This was a wonderful location for our family of 11 to enjoy a quiet, relaxing vacation. Thank you to Melinda for being so available.
Stayed 5 nights in Jul 2022

8/10 Good

Bryan M.

Poco Loco is fun
Drought made it tough for the property.
Stayed 4 nights in Jul 2022

10/10 Excellent

Brendan F.

Liked: Cleanliness
Absolutely perfect.
Stayed with a 10-person group of guys to celebrate my bachelor party. Location is perfect, just outside of town. There is something for everyone between the pool, river, game room, and property. Melinda is a great host, and we communicated several times prior to our arrival. I would stay there again without question.
Stayed 4 nights in Jun 2022

10/10 Excellent

Janet R.

Liked: Cleanliness
Peace in the Hill Country
This was the most peaceful vacation we have had. It is away from all the hassle of the city. No noise except for the wind blowing and the cattle mooing. It is close enough to Boerne to do any shopping you need to do. The kitchen was well stocked with all the cooking utensils we needed plus ingredients for s'mores! The house is not modern but it is very cozy and comfortable. We loved the pool and spent every evening there watching the stars come out. The river level was low but that was perfect for the little boys in our family. Melinda and her husband were very gracious and took our family on a hayrack ride around the property.
Stayed 5 nights in Jun 2022

10/10 Excellent

Brian H.

Liked: Cleanliness
Fantastic fun for friends and family
We just finished our 4 nights and it was even better than we could have ever imagined. Melinda was a wonderful host and met us at the ranch at check in to give us a tour and help with any and all the information we needed to make our stay care free.
Stayed 4 nights in Jun 2022

10/10 Excellent

Genevieve S.

Liked: Cleanliness
Just perfect
We had such a wonderful family vacation at PocoLoco. The property had something for everyone in our group. The pool area and hot tub (which the hostess went out of her way to fix when it malfunctioned during our stay) we’re so fun even in the chilly springtime weather. There was beautiful land to run, explore and hike on. The kitchen was well organized and stocked. And the game room was perfect spot for our family to spend evenings laughing and joking around. What is more, the hosts made us feel at home by giving us a full property tour, accommodating all our needs, and by providing answers to every question. They are very kind and friendly folks! We collected some beautiful family memories to take home with us along with the wild turkey feathers we came across on the property. We would absolutely visit Poco Loco again. It is a very special spot.
Stayed 4 nights in Mar 2022

10/10 Excellent

jennifer W.

Liked: Cleanliness
Amazing Family Reunion
We had a great time - the property is AMAZING - floated the river and LOVED the pool!! We will be back! Melinda was great to work with -
Stayed 4 nights in Jun 2021

10/10 Excellent

Judy W.

Liked: Cleanliness
We Shall Return
Let me say first of all, if you’re looking for an updated property, this is not your place. It is rustic, comfortable and well equipped. The owners are gracious to share their family ranch which has been theirs for over 50 years. The main ranch house is real Texas Hill Country, and has been expanded from the original 2 room dog-trot house which may be 100 years old. The pool, the pool house, the enormous game room, and all the patios are a big plus. The land, the river and wildlife are all beautiful; and we watched great sunsets on the hill looking across the Guadalupe valley. The owners are gracious, friendly, and eager to help.
Stayed 7 nights in Jun 2021

10/10 Excellent

roseanne r.

Liked: Cleanliness
Amazing pool side Scenery!’
The Poco Loco Ranch is such a special place to stay to make wonderful memories with family or friends. Right from the start Melinda and Brian treated us like family. They were warm and extremely helpful in every aspect! We couldn’t get our grandkids out of the pool but we didn’t mind as the peaceful land that surrounds it is breathtaking! Also thank you again Brian for treated our grandkids to such a fun hayride! The main house is warmly decorated and so comfy. There’s also a guest house poolside and a huge game room. We also enjoyed making s’mores by the fire pit one evening! It was sad to leave the Poco Loco Ranch but we are counting our days till we return! Thank you again Melinda and Brian for sharing your wonderful family Ranch house with our family!
Stayed 4 nights in Jun 2021

10/10 Excellent

Dennis B.

Liked: Cleanliness
What a amazing ranch!!!
Would recommend to to anyone who needs room Great family place!!!
Stayed 8 nights in Mar 2021

10/10 Excellent

steve h.

Liked: Cleanliness
Hill Country Retreat
Stunning property in Texas Hill Country. Many different opportunities for play and adventure indoor and out. Private river access and pool provided endless entertainment during peak Texas Summer heat. Game room popular as well with all ages and handy during brief rain and late evening fun. Hosted 10 with room to spare. Close to Boerne for shopping, food if for some reason you would want to leave the property. Cave without a name a national treasure.
Stayed 4 nights in Aug 2020

10/10 Excellent

Dan S., Austin, Texas

Liked: Cleanliness
Wonderful Ranch Vacation
Lots to love about this property. The game room was a huge hit. The separate guest house was great. Well groomed yard. Tubing down the river. And, of course, the stars! :)
Stayed 4 nights in Aug 2020

10/10 Excellent

roberta s.

Liked: Cleanliness
Perfect place to get away from it all!
We enjoyed our stay at Poco Loco ranch. I loved cooking for the family in the big kitchen and the kids ( and adults) loved the pool and game room! The property is beautiful and so much wildlife! We even spotted a great horned owl on the ground hunting! Armadillos and deer abound. All in all a great time was had by all! Comfortable beds and well stocked kitchen. Great for groups.
Stayed 5 nights in Jul 2020

10/10 Excellent

christina b., Houston, TX

Liked: Cleanliness
Beautiful place
Beautiful ranch right on the river. Great pool and game room. Perfect for family getaway!
Stayed 4 nights in Jul 2020

10/10 Excellent

Matt K., Houston, TX

Liked: Cleanliness
Great Weekend Get-a-way
We loved our stay at the Poco Loco. Upon arrival, Melinda showed us around the entire property and house, as well as how to get to the two river access points. We loved the river, pool, and game room. Everything was built to entertain, relax, and spend time with friends and family. Melinda and Charles helped provide directions on how to float the river, as well as recommendations on great near by golf courses. We’ll definitely be back!
Stayed 3 nights in Jun 2020

10/10 Excellent

Bart T.

Liked: Cleanliness
Memorial Weekend
Beautiful property and a nice place to stay
Stayed 3 nights in May 2020

10/10 Excellent

Michelle K., Texas

Liked: Cleanliness
Awesome Place!!!
The Poco Loco Ranch was a perfect get-a-way for our family to enjoy quality time together. There is plenty of space. It is set up for gatherings, eating, lounging by the pool and a game room full of fun to top it off. All ages can find something to do. The pool is exquisite with an astounding view of the hill country. The beds were SUPER comfortable and the towels were super soft. The fact that they are pet friendly made all the difference. It is a perfect place for dogs. They had as much fun as we did. Although it is not right on the river, the drive thru the ranch to get there is beautiful. Tubing down the river was a very relaxing float in a pristine area of the Guadalupe River with lots of privacy and no crazy crowds. Melinda met us when we arrived and told us some of the wonderful stories about her family and their historical ranch. By the end of the tour, she made us feel like part of the family. She is truly a wonderful person to work with! None of us wanted to leave. It was truly fabulous!
Stayed 3 nights in Jun 2019

10/10 Excellent

Sandra P.

Wedding Weekend
Pictures online do NOT do this place justice. This isn't just a house, it's a fabulous property to enjoy. This was wedding party headquarters with our venue just down the road at Oaks at Boerne. Melinda and family were very accommodating and helped us feel very comfortable preparing for our magical events. Plenty to entertain the guys while the girls prepped. Between the game room, path to the river, hot tub, open grassy area it was just a perfect place. To the Biggs Family, THANK YOU from the bottom of our hearts!!!
Stayed 2 nights in Nov 2018