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Got 99 Problems (But the Beach Ain’t One)

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Beach nearby, sun loungers
Exterior
4 bedrooms, desk, iron/ironing board, free WiFi
Smart TV, toys, books, stereo
Fridge, microwave, oven, stovetop
Reviews
10

Exceptional

Popular amenities

  • PoolPoolPool
  • Pet friendlyPet friendlyPet friendly
  • Free WiFiFree WiFiFree WiFi
  • Outdoor SpaceOutdoor SpaceOutdoor Space
  • Air conditioningAir conditioningAir conditioning
  • WasherWasherWasher

Check out the area

Map
Surf City, NC
  • Popular LocationSurf City Pier4 min drive
  • Popular LocationOhana Paddle Sports4 min drive
  • Popular LocationNorth Topsail Beach10 min drive
  • AirportJacksonville, NC (OAJ-Albert J. Ellis)52 min drive

Space details

4 bedrooms, 4 bathrooms, sleeps 16
1650 sq ft
Bedroom 1
    1 bunk bed
Bedroom 2
    1 king bed
Bedroom 3
    3 double beds
    1 sleep sofa/futon
Bedroom 4
    1 queen bed
Common area
    1 sleep sofa/futon
Bathroom 1
    Bathtub/shower combo
Bathroom 2
    Shower
Bathroom 3
    Bathtub/shower combo
Bathroom 4
    No shower or bathtub

About this property

Entire place

You'll have the entire home to yourself and will only share it with other guests in your party.

Got 99 Problems (But the Beach Ain’t One)

Watch the ocean from 2 separate decks, a bedroom, dinner table, you name it! This home has 3 bedrooms with their own full bathroom. All bedrooms do have TVs (either smart TVs, or with Amazon Fire sticks), that come with access to Paramount Plus and Disney Plus. However we do suggest spending your time on the decks watching the ocean, out at the park or pool with the young kids, or at the beach! There is a smaller living room on the first floor, a bigger main living room on the second, along with a loft area that acts as both a 4th bedroom, as well as a kids' play area!

Bdrm 1: Queen Bed
Bdrm 2: F/F bunk bed (twin trundle)
Bdrm 3: King Bed
Loft (Bdrm 4): F/F/F custom bunks, couch that pulls out to small bed
1st Living Area: Queen Sleeper Sofa
2nd Living Area: Couch

The space

You enter the home into the downstairs living room with a queen sleeper sofa and two master bedroom suites flanking it. In this lounge area, you will find a mini library as well as access to the ocean side deck. A sliding glass door takes you to the outdoor deck with an ocean view.

The oceanfront bedroom has a queen bed and its own private bath/shower.
This bedroom also has a desk if you'd like to get a little work done. There is an additional downstairs bedroom with a F/F bunk bed with a twin trundle, and also with its own private bath/shower. The ocean facing bedroom has a closet, but both have a dresser.

Continuing upstairs brings you past the laundry area at the landing with a recently updated washer/dryer. Up to the second floor you will enter the kitchen and living area. The kitchen comes with stainless appliances, granite counter tops and island, and solid maple cabinets.

From the open concept living space, guests will enjoy a gorgeous ocean view from the many windows. A large dining area is set off to the side of the kitchen for plenty of seating (8). Enjoy the ocean views while having your dinner! The living room provides loads of natural light from the large windows extending into the cathedral ceilings. Access to the oceanfront deck is provided through the door in the living room.

There is a master suite off this area, with a king bed and jetted bath tub/shower. This room also includes a dresser, and closet. This bedroom also has an adjustable height desk for use as a workstation. If you wish to use the jets, ensure the water is up above the jets/filters, and then you need to turn on the switch at the bedroom entry then press the button on ledge of the tub. Use at your own risk!

On the landing to the third floor is a small half bath leading up to the bedroom loft which boasts a custom built triple bunk built into the walls (F/F/F). This also has a new couch, that pulls out to make a small bed. It's a lovely play area for the kids, or anyone that wants a little more separation and to get away from the rest of the group! This loft also has a 32" TV which has an Amazon Fire Stick to log onto applications for streaming etc.

As of 03/31/2023, the pool is scheduled to open 04/15/2023 and then close for the season 10/31/2023.

** Due to COVID-19: Additional restrictions or unexpected closures may occur per HOA. **

Don’t forget your linens! By default, linens are not provided during your stay. You are welcome to bring your own linens, or we have linens/towels that you may rent from us, or we can offer a 3rd party linens rental service.

If you rent from us, not only should it be cheaper than using a 3rd party, but we will also MAKE the beds for you! I don't know if there's anything worse than having to spend the first bit of your vacation making beds, after the long drive in getting there.
$25 increased cleaning fee (flat).
$13/11/10/8 for sheets (K/Q/F/T, respectively)
$2 for each bath towel
$1 for each hand towel/washcloth

Pets are allowed, however it comes with increased pricing.
We recommend you get renters insurance
Cleaning fee is $25 more (flat fee, but subject to further increase if the cleaners go in to clean and see severe mess/hair etc)
Refundable deposit increased by $250
Additional $15 per night for first pet, $10 for second.

Other things to note
We leave beach/pool items in the closet for their free use by our guests. With that said, these items may have been taken, broken, or otherwise not useable. Please use at your own risk. This beach inventory was done on Sept 7, 2021, and the following items were there.

5 boogie boards in 2 sizes, 2 don't have the wrist wrap thing.
2 2.5 ft * 6 bamboo sand mat (1 very near end of its useful life) 1 3 * 8 (just eyeballing them, so approximate sizes)
2 one pole umbrella
1 3 section beach chair/recliner
4 run of mill cheaper style beach chairs
1 nicer tommy bahama beach chair
2 beach balls
1 puddle jumper swimmy. I think it says 30-50 lb.
7 pool noodles
1 baby seat float thing (with a shade)
1 Pool donut float
1 pool float couch thing
Then assorted beach toys (shovel, bucket, frisbee, etc)

Property manager

Dan Pauley

Languages

English

Property amenities

Beach

  • Beach nearby
  • Beach loungers

Pool/Spa

  • Communal pool
  • Fenced private pool
  • Outdoor pool

Internet

  • Available in the house: Free WiFi

Parking and transportation

  • Parking on site

Kitchen

  • Coffee/tea maker
  • Cookware, dishware, and utensils
  • Dishwasher
  • Ice maker
  • Kitchen island
  • Microwave
  • Oven
  • Refrigerator
  • Spices
  • Stovetop
  • Toaster

Dining

  • Dining table

Bedrooms

  • 4 bedrooms
  • Sofa bed

Bathroom

  • 3.5 bathrooms
  • Bathtub or shower
  • Hair dryer
  • Soap
  • Toilet paper

Living spaces

  • Dining table
  • Living room

Entertainment

  • Books
  • Games
  • Library
  • Smart TV
  • Stereo

Outdoor areas

  • Balcony
  • Outdoor furniture

Laundry

  • Washer/dryer

Work spaces

  • Computer monitor
  • Desk
  • Desk chair

Comfort

  • Air conditioning
  • Heating

Pets

  • Pet friendly
  • 2 pets total (up to 20 lbs per pet)

Suitability/Accessibility

  • Smoke-free property

Services and conveniences

  • Iron/ironing board

Location highlights

  • Near a health/beauty spa
  • Near the bay
  • Near the marina
  • Near the ocean
  • On the waterfront

Things to do

  • Bodyboard on site
  • Birdwatching nearby
  • Fishing nearby
  • Jet skiing nearby
  • Kayaking nearby
  • Motor boating nearby
  • Sailing nearby
  • Scuba diving nearby
  • Snorkeling nearby
  • Surfing/bodyboarding nearby
  • Swimming nearby
  • Water skiing nearby
  • Water tubing nearby
  • Windsurfing nearby

Safety features

  • Carbon monoxide detector not reported (host has not indicated whether there is a carbon monoxide detector on the property; consider bringing a portable detector)
  • Smoke detector (host has indicated there is a smoke detector on the property)
  • First aid kit
  • Fire extinguisher
  • Deadbolt lock

General

  • 1 unit
  • Unit size: 1,650 square feet

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Policies

Check-in

Check-in time starts at 4:00 PM
Contactless check-in available
Minimum check-in age: 25

Check-out

Check-out before 11:00 AM
Contactless check-out available

Special check-in instructions

You will receive an email from the host with check-in and check-out instructions

Pets

Pets allowed
Service animals are welcome, and are exempt from fees
2 total (up to 20 lbs per pet)
Restrictions apply; for more information contact the property at the number on the booking confirmation

Children and extra beds

Children are welcome

Important information

You need to know

Extra-person charges may apply and vary depending on property policy
Government-issued photo identification and a credit card, debit card, or cash deposit may be required at check-in for incidental charges
Special requests are subject to availability upon check-in and may incur additional charges; special requests cannot be guaranteed
Onsite parties or group events are strictly prohibited
Host has not indicated whether there is a carbon monoxide detector on the property; consider bringing a portable detector with you on the trip
Host has indicated there is a smoke detector on the property
Safety features at this property include a fire extinguisher, a first aid kit, and a deadbolt lock
This property is managed through our partner, Vrbo. You will receive an email from Vrbo with a link to a Vrbo account, where you can change or cancel your reservation

About the neighborhood

Surf City

Located in Holly Ridge, this vacation home is on the waterfront. Seacoast Art Gallery and Missiles and More Museum are cultural highlights, and some of the area's activities can be experienced at Back in Touch Massage, Yoga, & Lomilomi and Escape Spa. Traveling with kids? Consider Ohana Paddle Sports, or check out an event or a game at Topsail Skating Rink Topsail Beach. With jet skiing, kayaking, and scuba diving nearby, you'll find plenty of adventures in the water.

What's nearby

  • Surf City Pier - 4 min drive
  • Southside Park - 4 min drive
  • Ohana Paddle Sports - 4 min drive
  • The Karen Beasley Sea Turtle Rescue and Rehabilitation Center - 8 min drive
  • North Topsail Beach - 10 min drive

Getting around

  • Wilmington Intl. Airport (ILM) - 46 min drive

Restaurants

  • McDonald's - 7 min drive
  • Shuckin' Shack Oyster Bar - 7 min drive
  • Buddy's Crab House & Oyster Bar - 4 min drive
  • The Peak Tap Room - 4 min drive
  • Maine Lobstah Shack - 4 min drive

Frequently asked questions

Does Got 99 Problems (But the Beach Ain’t One) have a pool?

Yes, this property has an outdoor pool.

Is Got 99 Problems (But the Beach Ain’t One) pet-friendly?

Yes, this property allows pets (limit 2 total) with a maximum weight of up to 20 lbs per pet.

What time is check-in at Got 99 Problems (But the Beach Ain’t One)?

Check-in begins at 4:00 PM.

What time is check-out at Got 99 Problems (But the Beach Ain’t One)?

Check-out is at 11:00 AM.

Where is Got 99 Problems (But the Beach Ain’t One) located?

This family-friendly Holly Ridge vacation home is located on the waterfront, within 2 mi (3 km) of Surf City Beach, Back in Touch Massage, Yoga, & Lomilomi, and Inis Spa. Ohana Paddle Sports and Thomas Tackle and Seafood are also within 3 mi (5 km).

Reviews

10

Exceptional

Rating 10 - Excellent. 25 out of 27 reviews" "
Rating 8 - Good. 2 out of 27 reviews" "
Rating 6 - Okay. 0 out of 27 reviews" "
Rating 4 - Poor. 0 out of 27 reviews" "
Rating 2 - Terrible. 0 out of 27 reviews" "

9.6/10

Cleanliness

Reviews

8/10 Good

Chris B.

Liked: Cleanliness
Surf City
Great location and lots of room for everyone!
Stayed 3 nights in Mar 2024

10/10 Excellent

Shelley G.

Liked: Cleanliness
Perfect family weekend
The townhouse was perfect for our family getaway. Clean, spacious and comfortable. Location is great, close to everything you need: stores, recreational activities, restaurants and of course the beach. Host was very responsive and easy to work with! Look forward to staying again in the future!
Stayed 3 nights in Feb 2024

10/10 Excellent

terri r.

Liked: Cleanliness
Great Location!
The location was great as it was very close to the beach, a playground, and right across from a couple of bars and a convenience store. The beach was clean, no garbage, and the fishermen there were very friendly. Extra parking for guests was in a lot by the playground. The unit had beach chairs, sand toys, and everything you need for a fun day at the beach!
Stayed 3 nights in Nov 2023

10/10 Excellent

Donna D.

Liked: Cleanliness
Nice beach getaway
Clean property and a short distance to beach!
Stayed 4 nights in Oct 2023

10/10 Excellent

Cathy M.

Liked: Cleanliness
Great place for all ages
It was the best time with our extended family. Three levels divided up with plenty of space. A downside is a lot of stairs if you have someone that can’t do them. On the other hand tons of gates built in to all floors for small children or pets. Great area that has a swimming pool right outside and a playground across the street, with a lending library. The beach is so nice, my biggest complaint is the sand was too fluffy! Lol. Tons of sea glass near there. The trailer bar is on the other side of the street and was perfectly fine and the music was nice to hear. Not too loud. Rent a golf cart in advance and drive around the island. A bit of confusion on the parking situation. Only two cars go underneath and there is other parking spaces near the apt but you may not see them. If you park across the street in the Public lot overnight, you will be fined. They drive around daily and check. So if you have multiple cars, you may have to do some switching around. Overall it’s the best place to bring multigenerational family members. Thank you to Dan and family for sharing this great vacation home.
Stayed 5 nights in Aug 2023

10/10 Excellent

Mick F.

Liked: Cleanliness
Ladies Church Group Stay
The ladies had a great time!! Property owner was great in communication.
Stayed 3 nights in Sep 2023

10/10 Excellent

Kim G.

Liked: Cleanliness
Bonus Surprises
The property was clean, as advertised, and located very close to beach. Bonus Surprise - the homeowners had tons of games, toys( for house and beach), even outdoor speakers for us to use! Owners had extra batteries and various tools to fix all those small things - like a battery on a door lock. Sure, we could have had them come do it - but it takes 2 seconds and done - especially with homeowners who have the supplies on hand! The neighborhood was our next surprise! The neighbors themselves ( actual owners staying while we were there) offered additional parking spaces, food recommendations, even played catch with the kids. It is a bit of a walk to food and classic shops - but we enjoyed it. The trailer bar was of no interruption and we liked the music outside. Dog Surprises.....The local street department workers offered our dog a treat each morning when we would pass on our walk! several local shops are not just dog friendly - they encourage and treat the dogs that come in. So incredibly "dog friendly" neighborhood. We even had a police officer actually get out of his car to come get some dog pets in! great home, owners, communication, and community.
Stayed 7 nights in Jul 2023

10/10 Excellent

David R.

Liked: Cleanliness
Enjoyed our stay at Got 99 Problems (But the Beach Ain't One.)
Had searched for quite a while seeking perfect beach location to gather Kids and Grandkids and dog(s) from throughout the northeast and due to life-on-life terms could never settle on a booking until 2 weeks prior to agreed vacation week. We stumbled on this booking as a last-minute opportunity. What a lucky find. The property is ideal for anyone who likes to be at the beach, on the beach, for the beach! Short walk from the door to beach access. The description understates the roominess, cleanliness and convenience of the layout for family to gather together or find some peace and quiet. My 4 and 7 yo grandkids loved the activity area in the loft. The amenities were as described and made the stay more enjoyable. We had a group of 6 young adults, two kids, two Grandparents and two dogs. We were all comfortable. The only information I would add, and we were warned, there are stairs so know that - nothing our crew could not manage. Our first time to Top Sail / Surf City area and it far exceeded the family beach expectations we were hoping to find. The value for rental price was fantastic considering last minute arrangements. Did I mention the short stroll to the beach? Grandkids carried their own stuff! Host Dan was friendly and easy to communicate with... responded immediately to questions and needs we sent. We brought our own linens/towels and only needed to grocery shop... everything else was already there. Our only regret was we only had one week. We would book again!
Stayed 7 nights in Jun 2023

10/10 Excellent

robert s.

Liked: Cleanliness
Pleasant Beach Trip
We enjoyed our stay and the Host was very accommodating.
Stayed 9 nights in May 2023

10/10 Excellent

Catrina H.

Liked: Cleanliness
Family trip to celebrate high school graduate
Beautiful home! We loved that each bedroom had its own bathroom. The kitchen was well stocked for preparing food for a large family. The view from the dining table and main living room was wonderful! We would have liked a few more dish clothes. If anyone has issues with old knees, there are quite a few steps. The location was great- very very short walk to the beach and convenient to local restaurants and attractions. We were happy there was a pool to relax in too. Overall we could not have asked for a better place to stay while making memories!!!
Stayed 3 nights in May 2023