LAKE JOE HAVEN
AREA
Nestled on the western shores of Lake Joseph in Gordon Bay, Almost Heaven is in prime boating location to spend endless hours on the Big 3 (Joseph, Rosseau and Muskoka). The small town of MacTier is 9 minutes away and features a grocery and hardware store - perfect for your necessities. A 24 minute drive will bring you to either Parry Sound (which features big box stores more restraunts and cafe's) or Port Carling - which is dubbed the "hub of Muskoka". Here enjoy perusing the downtown strip of cafe's and boutiques with an ice cream in hand from Mooskoka's.
PROPERTY
LAKE JOE HAVEN - Arrive to the cottage via a beautifully paid driveway adorned with manicured gardens. A stone path wraps around the left side of the cottage and descends down to the water. Off the Great Room, a deck with an additional outdoor dining table for 6 overlooks the lake.
Enjoy swinging in the hammock in the afternoon breeze or basking in the sun on the loungers on the dock. As the sun begins to set, find yourself either in the hot tub with a glass of vino, or around the fire pit roasting s'mores as the stars begin to illuminate the northern sky!
INTERIOR
MAIN COTTAGE
MAIN LEVEL
KITCHEN
Boasts top-of-the-line appliances (Wolf coffeemaker, Wolf stove with double grill 6 burners and 2 ovens, Sub-zero fridge/freezer and a Bosch dishwasher). The island offers seating for 4 on either ends beneath 3 lantern chandeliers. A copper custom range is the focal point of this kitchen!
DINING ROOM
Open-concept dining room in the heart of the room, featuring a harvest table with seating for up to 14! A walkout to the outdoor patio is also featured here - where additional dining and a BBQ awaits.
GREAT ROOM
Spectacular open concept room with cathedral ceilings adorned by dark Douglas Fir wood beams. Two linen sofas and four arm chairs encircle a wood-burning fireplace.
LOWER LEVEL
REC ROOM
A charming second space with a walkout to the waterfront, oversized sofa with a TV. Off this room is an indoor sauna!
BOATHOUSE
Absolutely darling 640 sqft boathouse featuring a small sitting area, table for 4 and kitchenette with a sink, mini fridge, Keurig and microwave. A balcony off the living space offers 2 chairs to enjoy the views.
BEDROOMS | BATHROOMS
MAIN COTTAGE
MAIN LEVEL
Bathroom 1 - Powder room
Bedroom 1 - Queen with ensuite
Bathroom 2 - 3-piece ensuite with standalone shower and heated floors
Bedroom 2 - King (Primary) with 9ft ceilings, a walk-in closet and ensuite
Bathroom 3 - 5-piece ensuite with a double vanity, standalone shower, tub and water closet (and heated floors)
UPPER LEVEL
Bedroom 3 - 2 Twins with 2 chairs and ensuite
Bathroom 4 - 3-piece ensuite with stand alone shower
LOWER LEVEL
Bathroom 5 - 3-piece bath with standalone shower
BOATHOUSE
Bedroom 4 - Queen
Bedroom 5 - 2 Twins
Bathroom 6 - 3-piece bath with standalone shower
NOTABLE COTTAGE FEATURES
Sandy waterfront
300' of frontage
North East Exposure
Sonos music system
High-end Appliances and Furnishings
Multiple outdoor seating areas
Basketball Net
Hammock
Sauna
BBQ
Floatplane Dock
OUTDOOR ACTIVITIES
Aqua Lily Pad
5 Kayak's
Inflatable SUP
Paddle Boat
Hot Tub
Fire Pit
INCLUSIONS / EXCLUSIONS
This cottage is equipped with Air Conditioning, Starlink wifi, Satellite TV and a Generator
The boathouse/bunkie is equipped with Air Conditioning, Starlink wifi and a Generator
Multi-week rentals will include a weekly linen and towel refresh (linens & towels dropped off with used ones taken away) - USE FOR UNDER $10K or
Multi-week rentals will include a weekly linen and towel service - USE FOR $10 - $15K
All properties are outfitted with Jayne's 5-Star Quality White Linens, BBQ, Unlimited Internet/WIFI, Smart Tv(s), Laundry Facilities, Dishwasher, Drip Coffee Maker, Vacuum and Cleaning Supplies.
The linens and turnover fee is $960 per rental
This cottage includes 14 hours of midweek housekeeping during peak season rentals
Boathouses, Bunkies and 3 Season Muskoka Rooms are not available from Thanksgiving-Victoria Day Weekend
Outdoor furniture is not out from Thanksgiving-Victoria Day Weekend
Water toys are not available Thanksgiving-Victoria Day due to safety concerns
PARKING
3 cars
COTTAGE RULES
Maximum 10 guests
Non-smoking cottage
Pets considered, must sign Pet Waiver
Check-in time 4:00 pm
Check-out time 10:00 am
