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Take a Walk with a Storyteller! The Surreal San Francisco Tour.
The Surreal San Francisco Walking Tour
The Surreal San Francisco Walking Tour
The Surreal San Francisco Walking Tour
The Surreal San Francisco Walking Tour

Take a Walk with a Storyteller! The Surreal San Francisco Tour.

By Clyde Always
5.0 out of 5
Free cancellation available
Price is $32 per adult
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  • Free cancellation available
  • 2h
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Overview

  • Explore the city with San Francisco's most hilarious, imaginative and EXCITING storyteller!

  • Enjoy original FOLKLORE and FAIRYTALES told by Clyde Always: a professional storyteller, published poet and decade-long resident of the City by the Bay. Hear about witches & wisemen, hobos & hipster-emperors. Bring your imagination!

  • Get to know these three famous neighborhoods: the Mission, the Castro and the Duboce Triangle.

  • Get insider knowledge of the best eateries, parks, shops and more. See beautiful street-art, landmarks and architecture. Experience the City like a local.

  • BEWARE! Some of the information presented will be highly UNBELIEVABLE. Have fun sorting the fact from the fiction.

-A 2.2 mile (3.5 km) walk with no hills. One public restroom along the way.

  • Please note: this tour is NOT for the whole family. Script includes profanity and you might see a nudist or two.

  • Guaranteed to entertain, enliven and uplift. An experience you'll always remember.

Activity location

  • LOB_ACTIVITIESLOB_ACTIVITIESMission Dolores
    • San Francisco, California, United States

Meeting/Redemption Point

  • PEOPLEPEOPLE2101 Market St
    • 2101 Market Street
    • 94114, San Francisco, California, United States

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Take a Walk with a Storyteller! The Surreal San Francisco Tour.
  • Activity duration is 2 hours2h2h
  • English
Language options: English
Price details
$32.00 x 1 Adult$32.00
Total
Price is $32.00

What's included, what's not

  • What's includedWhat's includedA tour of three neighborhoods, entertainment along the way
  • What's excludedWhat's excludedBottled water

Know before you book

  • Infants and small children can ride in a pram or stroller
  • Service animals allowed
  • Public transportation options are available nearby
  • Travelers should have at least a moderate level of physical fitness

Activity itinerary

San Francisco (Pass by)
DISCLAIMER: only 51% of information provided is guaranteed to be verifiable. Guests are required to sort the fact from the fiction. "Never let the truth come in the way of a good story." --Mark Twain
San Francisco (Pass by)
WARNING! Tour includes profanity, blasphemy, rhyming, drug-references and occasional nudity. The route is 2 miles (3.5 kilometers); piggyback rides available for an additional charge.
Mission Dolores
  • 5m
After hearing a thorough history of the Old Spanish Mission, the tour will take a wild turn. Brace yourself for a fable you will never forget.
Mission Dolores Park
  • 5m
On the beautiful lawn of the hippest park in The City, your host will entertain you with a traditional, San Francisco folktale. Before moving on to the next location, there will be an opportunity to use the restroom.
Harvey Milk Plaza
  • 5m
Get a glimpse of the Gayest Place on Earth and learn about the outrage known as the Twinkie Defense. Here, you will have an opportunity to purchase a refreshment from a local vendor: coffee, cocktails, ice cream, etc. Hot Cookie is a popular choice (featuring X-rated baked goods).
Corona Heights
  • 5m
Beneath the mighty mountain, you'll hear about the many eccentricities of Emperor Norton--San Francisco's most beloved kook.
Duboce Triangle
  • 5m
Among the rows of beautiful Queen Anne Victorians, your host will mystify you with a magical story all about a world traveler like yourself.

Cleaning and safety practices

Enhanced cleanliness measures
  • Guides required to regularly wash hands
Social distancing
  • Contactless payment for gratuities and add-ons
Safety measures
  • Paid stay-at-home policy for staff with symptoms
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Location

Activity location

  • LOB_ACTIVITIESLOB_ACTIVITIESMission Dolores
    • San Francisco, California, United States

Meeting/Redemption Point

  • PEOPLEPEOPLE2101 Market St
    • 2101 Market Street
    • 94114, San Francisco, California, United States

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