We booked for four nights and only stayed two. I definitely would have left sooner, but I had to make arrangements for somewhere else to stay and we had full schedules those first two days. When I let the owner know that we were leaving and why, she accused me of all the things that were wrong...
There are two giant campers in the backyard as well as the little shed. And one of them looks like it could fall towards the shed at any moment. There are water lines coming off the back of the house going to the campers and there are sewage lines coming off the campers going into the septic in the ground. I cannot imagine any of this is legal.
It was very dirty. Both the dish soap and hand soap we're just blue water. They were so watery that they did not even produce suds. They were old dried toothpaste splatters in the bathroom mirror.
They provided one throw blanket that did not cover two people. The little coffee area had a hanging fruit basket that was just full of takeout condiments. The window unit air conditioner was coming off of the building. There was packing tape trying to cover the gaps, but I could stick three fingers outside next to the air conditioner. There were stains and hair on the futon.
The "original wood floor" is buried under 20 throw rugs forming a bizarre quilt on the floor. When you look under those rugs there seem to be wood planks with caulk in between them. I'm not sure what they use the cleaning fee for, but it definitely is not cleaning.