15th floor, but a 7th heaven...
Posted Mar 1, 2012
It was divine. After a brisk walk through a lobby with no signs and the all the sim cards your heart could desire, I finally reached my destination; a lift to paradise. The trip to the fifteenth floor was worth it, my room was comfort personified.
My room contained two beds, a small television and three pillows! The bathroom was also unique, as I had a shower placed directly above my toilet. It was painfully efficient, I could excrete and shower at the same time. I had a dream come true that morning.
The general decor was also superb. It had a certain 1950's Harlem vibe. My favorite feature was the front door that wouldn't open. It was a more personalized style of service when the janitor had to let you in, each time you wanted to get back to your room.
Overall, if your looking for value for money and Germanic efficiency, the Las Vegas hotel is the one. I will be telling my grandchildren about my stay, and I'm sure that this glorious hotel will become a true staple of the hotel industry.