PROS:
- You'll feel like a modern day explorer as you try to find it!
- It's far away from EVERYTHING, so you'll get your steps in!
- You can re-live your traumatic childhood as you hear shouts and sirens all night long!
- You'll empathize with taco meat as the mattress folds itself around you!
- The bed linens are just like your college dorm days*!
- You'll improve reflex times as the wardrobe ACTUALLY FALLS OVER ON YOU WHILE YOU'RE HANGING YOUR CLOTHES (Or, you'll feel like a super hero when you catch the falling wardrobe and save yourself!)
- Enjoy lots of natural light where you can do yoga- and mediate on what that weird black stain on the floor is.
- Shower while sitting! No wall mount here!
- Have great communication from the agent who will meet you with keys for your room... until she realizes you're totally dissatisfied, at which point communication will cease.
CONS:
- You'll gain mental flexibility when you book, as you'll earnestly believe that you're getting a full apartment BECAUSE THAT'S HOW IT WAS ADVERTISED and, when you complain, you'll check the ad again only to see that the copy was changed! Yay!
- You'll feel badly for the nice young woman who lives in the apartment full time and has to deal with a carousel of guests who may or may not be reasonable people.
*These college dorm days would've been at the end of the spring semester when your parents were helping you pack and chastised you for not having thought to wash your bed linens all year long.