Berne Clock Tower Tours

The main floor hallway smelled like what could only be described as wet dog. The primary elevator was broken. The main reason for choosing this hotel was the advertised two swimming pools. The outdoor pool was not available or filled. The indoor pool was freezing cold. There was gravel, sand and other debris in the pool. There was never any water shooting out of the jets in the pool. I’m not even sure that there was an active filtration system, in hindsight. There was the bare minimum amount of towels available at any given time. In the room, the bed “frames” were sheet metal boxes, too large for the mattresses, that sounded like file cabinets every time you moved in the bed. I hit my shin several times on the overhang. The balcony view might have been nice overlooking the patio and outdoor pool had it not served as a constant reminder of the unavailable but advertised amenity filled with green sludge. There was no restaurant. The only working vending machine I could find only feature two different kinds of skittles and peanut M&Ms. Don’t expect it to look like the pictures in the listing.