Clyde Vacations from $638

Our experience was much less then great, the check in at this property is insane you have to go to two different places using only a few word type out and a crud map. God forbid you won’t be there before 5 pm because now you really are on your own. If you are lucky enough to make it through the maze of dead ends twists and turns to get your room keys now you much go get another card to keep track of. This is the amenities pass that costs $6.50 a person. Even if you arrive at 8 pm (everything is closed at that time) you still have to pay for that day, kinda crazy but oh well. Now that you have the pass you can go the the dirty lake of goo and grime to fight your way through 6 inch deep mud to splash around a little, if you would prefer something a little cleaner you can go to the pool, this was nice, they say they put out towels each hour. This is untrue but oh well. I hope you aren’t hungry, because the concession stand is going to have you wait 20 minutes for a cold hotdog and some stale nachos the slushies are good tho, once all that is said and done you can struggle to decode the pointlessly complicated way they have the townhouses numbered and enter your rental. The kitchen is….ok. The pans are very small and most of them were dirty, the place I stayed was very dated. Under the beds we found trash like water bottles and candy from before just dust and dirt over. And BUGS dead ones alive ones and beetles and ROACHES some alive some dead.