So to start, it is not a resort. It is a motel with a candy shop, restaurant, and mini golf place next door.
The place is run down, and I did not see a single staff member my whole visit, my keycard was on the counter when I arrived to check in and was left there when I left.
The room was spaceous and the bed and pillows very comfortable.
The "continental breakfast" was a loaf of great value sandwich bread, two jars of jelly leas than half full, and a family sized peanut butter jar.
While the cost was lower than most other locations in the area it o ly makes this place worth it if you cannot afford a better place to stay.
Tl:dr - Run by ghosts who think pb&j is fancy breakfast and don't know what property maintenance is.
Also - the websites for the 'resort' and restaurant do not work.
Also also - you have to find the ghosts in the resort for the golf.clubs to play minigolf.
Reviewed on Jul 27, 2026