“Upon arrival to Splash Landings we went to the bar to order drinks. Over 10 minutes later we still had no drinks as the barman could not operate the till or simply pour a slushy.
When we had breakfast in the morning it took longer to find a clean plate than it did to get breakfast.
The beds were very hard and uncomfortable but we were only staying one night so we made do.
I always strip the beds after we stay over at hotels to help the domestic staff and I was utterly disgusted by the bedding……