Do you want to stay in the most ICONIC house on lake Anna? The one you've boated by and wondered about? The one that is literally on the Lake Anna Landmark Map!?
Well, now is your chance!
Welcome to The Redneck Yacht Club!
This is a vacation rental unlike any other offered on the lake. Maybe offered anywhere. Come and experience the most eclectic house this side if the Mississippi. You never know what you'll find!
Dozens of armadillos? Check.
A Jackalope? Check.
A Buffalo wearing pearls? Double Check!
Want to sit on authentic rattan from the Philippines circa WWII, or would you rather park it on some legit orange velvet from the 70s? The Victorian corner is also an excellent choice if you're feeling fancy.
Eat dinner out on the gorgeous deck. Relax down at the boathouse or lay in the hammock and read a book. Swim and Kayak all day, then sit by the big fire ring at night.
Walk next door to the neighborhood common area to launch your boat, play some volleyball, or visit the sand beach!
Weather not cooperating? Stay inside and do our house scavenger hunt! Stream your favorites on one of the many TVs. Grab a board game or a murder mystery box to solve from the loft if that's more your speed!
If you want to stay in a modern, sleek, hotel style house where everything looks the same....we can't help you. This is our actual house and it reflects lifetimes lived on its walls and in its displays. But if you want a genuinely interesting stay full of History, warmth, happiness, and an Applebee's style devotion to eclectic decor, this is your place.
Our house has been a site of welcome for many over the years, and now we are thrilled to welcome you as the newest members of the Redneck Yacht Club!
An important note about this home:
We welcome EVERYONE to come have a wonderful time at this property. In the interest of full disclosure we want to be upfront that, while our children have spent countless hours here, this house is not childproofed. There are high balconies, steep ladders, glass cabinetry, etc that are accessible by small hands. Also, there are items in the house that some may deem inappropriate for children, including some decor that incorporates profanity or jokes intended for adults. We do not wish for anyone to be caught off guard or surprised that this was not mentioned ahead of time.
In the interest of everyone's safety we just ask the children are closely supervised and that parents be aware of these potential hazards before booking. If you have questions - we will get back to you fast!
Furthermore, there is a couple of straight up creepy dolls in the living room. In case that's a thing for you.
WE LOOK FORWARD TO HAVING YOU AS OUR GUESTS!
**STARLINK Internet (business edition) is now LIVE!**
GONE are the days of holding a homemade antenna with tinfoil wrapped around your arms, mouth wide open, in the princess tower (top of house, see pic) while single hand googling ‘what that words means’, that ‘fav recipe’, ‘score of the game’ or to see that ‘criminal record finally expunged!’ 😉
UNTIL NOW!
The owner, Chris, at the constant and diligent reminder from his beautiful wife Kaleigh, courageously mounted a satellite dish, ran cables, geeked out over creating mesh networks and performed a ceremonious Wifi dance (rain dance?) to ensure solid, reliable, and comprehensive coverage.
Alas! Blazing fast internet unlocked, including at boat house! BOOM!
Cheers,
Chris & Kaleigh
