2/10 Terrible
K. G.
9 jul. 2025
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This property is a joke.
Well, bless their hearts, the owners of this property have pulled off a miracle—taking a place that was already an eyesore and turning it into a full-blown disaster zone! This so-called “cabin” is basically a glorified landfill, where every item is either frayed, chipped, rusted, faded, or scratched. The plastic dishes look like they’ve been through a war with a cheese grater, and the frying pan? Gouged so bad it’s more of a modern art piece than cookware. The towels? Let’s just say they’ve been baptized in bleach and left to fend for themselves.The kitchen floor is a charmless slab of gray concrete that screams, “Welcome to despair!” The utensils are those flimsy plastic forks and knives you’d swipe from a fast-food joint, and the lighting? Dim 20-watt bulbs that make you feel like you’re squinting through a Victorian fog. Oh, and outside? It’s like living in a surveillance state with cameras everywhere, watching your every move like you’re the star of a low-budget spy flick.The lake? A cool 600 feet away (down hill) —might as well be on the moon. The TV? A 24-inch relic that probably still has rabbit ears in spirit. We tried to wrangle the household trash barrels to the street, but they were stuffed to the brim, heavier than our regrets for booking this place. At 81, I’m not exactly Hercules, and the owner—living a breezy four-and-a-half hours away—probably isn’t rushing over to help.And the cherry on top? The ever present mosquito colony!
K. G.
Se hospedó 7 noches en julio de 2025