4/10 Malo
SDRewerts
8 ago. 2025
The house, location, and views are stunning, but the property’s condition was disappointing. When a listing starts with “LUXURY” in all caps, certain expectations are set—few were met. Within minutes of arrival, we saw cobwebs in the great room ceiling, crumbs in and around the couch, and unswept floors. The main deck hadn’t been rinsed in months; the table was sticky with food, drink rings, and layers of pollen, requiring multiple scrubbings before use. The lower oven was caked with grease, nearly triggering the smoke alarm when preheating, and the “well-stocked kitchen” lacked basics like a pizza cutter. Showers were slow due to heavy limescale buildup on showerheads. Bedroom linens were fine but far from “luxurious.” No basic bathroom items were provided (shampoo, conditioner, lotion, blow dryer)—we relied on leftovers from prior guests. The game room had no shuffleboard “soap,” no darts, and a messy game closet. This property has incredible potential to match its description, but it needs attention and upkeep to deliver the luxury experience promised.
SDRewerts
Se hospedó 6 noches en julio de 2025