Simpson Bay Beach Tours

I wish I would have dug deeper on this resort. I have spent all week trying to figure out how in the world they have good reviews. Then my group and I figured out, they have the employees make comments and reviews. Well let me tell you, they charge you $10 to use the gym per day, there is no food anywhere. You have to venture out and try to find it on the resort. This place is like a nursing home and all that is here is 80 years old and older. I watched two geriatrics this week get taken out in an ambulance and the other pass out as they are too old for the heat. It is not at all hopping, no pool side entertainment and absolutely no music. The workers favorite answer to any question asked is “I don’t know”! Seriously, it’s incredible on how nobody knows anything. Oh and you get two free waters on arrival then every bottle you ask for after that is charged to your room. Housekeeping would come and then lock the slider on us to where we had to walk around the building. Then I caught housekeeping in the act of seeing me laying out and I literally heard the door clink sound when she locked it and slided the curtains shut, I ran over quickly and banged on the door and caught her and she lied. I had multiple arguments with staff as they are rude. First night there, I was thrown out of the pool as they close early. The pool bar doesn’t even open til like noontime. Trust me, you will starve to death. I couldn’t wait to get the hell Out of that cauldron of misery. I will never go back