“for starters; if you drive up to your door, it's a motel. this is not a hotel. the GM was waiting at the door when we arrived which was odd, but check in went fine. go up the stairs that felt ready to collapse at any minute and walk into one of the sleaziest motels I've ever been in (and I've stayed at the one in Greenup, if you know the area.) reeked of mold, bedsheets were stained (wouldn't be surprised if there was bedbugs; we didn't stick around long enough to find out), the floor was……