Nimbus Brewing Company Tours

This is clearly a live-in hotel as some of the places were very warn and old looking. There was a hole in one of these windows with signs of aging telling me it had been there a while. Our room was aged but in good condition. Water was not hot but aside from that I have no complaints about the room or the staff. Staff were kind.

This property isn't quite at the address listed, it's a bit more remote (about 20 mins further down so bear this in mind when planning activities). You definitely need an SUV type vehicle to get there as the road is unpaved for a good 30mins or so. I didn't end up staying, I arrived after dark, the location was too remote and no one was around as Conny wasn't able to meet me as planned, so it didn't feel safe for a lone female traveller. The room was left open for me and was as described/clean, but needs a few updates (main bedroom light didn't work and there were exposed wires for the kitchen light switch). I couldn't see much around the ranch beyond the casitas as it was so dark but the darkness meant the stars were amazing to look at, so if you stay here, definitely take the time to stargaze. Conny seemed lovely over the phone and I'm sure my experience would have been different if I'd arrived before dark and/or other guests were around the property. Although I was given a partial refund, I feel as though I would never have booked it had I had the actual location - it's too far from where I wanted to be most days in Tucson/Wilcox

To begin, I booked this hotel because of its proximity to downtown - not for the amenities. That said, Zebra Unicorn is branded as a boutique luxury hotel - a role in which it fails abysmally. Let's be clear regarding parameters: Luxury to me means being free of all concern. Unfortunately Zebra Unicorn only added to mine.This began even before check in - as I was asked to provide an abundance of information prior to being given instructions for arrival. That in turn required I drop everything I was doing to spend 10 minutes addressing what is normally handled by the concierge on check in. Luxury? More like economic outsourcing where the consumer is delegated added responsibility. This was compounded by parking requirements upon check in. This required use of a parking garage which in turn required downloading a parking app. More hassle, more time wasted. So let's talk about the room.Yes, it was beautifully finished, props for top notch presentation. I would however gladly sacrifice some sheen and luster for more intuitive ergonomics. It's frustrating after a long day's drive to have to fumble with light switches, figuring out what operates what. Again, the complete antithesis of tranquil and serene. So yeah, all that glitters is not gold. Lesson learned. I can only hope that somewhere out there someone else is listening.