Welcome to Clown Fish Cottage – Your Peaceful Coastal Retreat
Thoughtfully Designed for Comfort & Joy
• First-floor, one-level living—easy entry with just a single step.
• Bright, cheerful, open layout with a cozy nautical theme.
• Sleeps 4 comfortably: King bedroom + twin-size bunk beds.
• Smart TVs, Roku, and Wi-Fi for streaming your favorites.
• Covered patio for beach gear + screened porch with ocean views, porch swing & dining.
Yes, Your Dog is Welcome Too
• Pet-friendly home so your furry friend can come along for the fun.
• The dog-friendly beach is just 4 blocks away.
• Walkable sidewalks, quiet streets, and friendly neighbors all around.
Location That Brings You Closer to What Matters
• One block from the Gulf—ocean views from inside the cottage.
• Easy access to the beach via boardwalk just across the street.
• No high-rises, no noisy condos—just peaceful, residential beauty.
• Grocery store & restaurants just a few minutes away
Relaxing Rain or Shine
• Games, live TV, and all your streaming apps ready for downtime.
• Whether the sun is shining or a shower rolls in, you’ll feel right at home.
A Place to Return To, Again and Again
This isn’t just about getting away, it’s about coming home to yourself.
If you’ve been waiting for the right time to rest, restore, and reconnect… this is it. Book now, take the first step, and give yourself the peace you’ve earned.
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Area Information you might find helpful:
Shopping Options
• Just a few blocks away, you’ll find The Shell Shack, a local favorite for souvenirs and fresh seafood
• Looking to venture out? Port St. Joe is a short 12-minute drive and offers charming boutique shops along Reed Street—ideal for slow strolling and meaningful finds.
• If you’re feeling adventurous and want to make a day of it, head 40 minutes east to Apalachicola—a vibrant coastal town with eclectic shops, great dining, and even a local brewery.
Dining Options
Mexico Beach
• A handful of food trucks (open at varied times)
• A cozy coffee house
• Mango Marley’s, our current full-service restaurant—less than a mile from the cottage.
Dining Options east towards Port St. Joe
• Shipwreck Raw Bar for fresh local seafood on your left
• Windmark Beach: Enjoy pizza, wings, cornhole & brew.
Dining Options
Port St. Joe:
• Find both fast food options (McDonald's, Taco Bell, Burger King) and locally-owned restaurants with heart and flavor all throughout Port St. Joe on both sides of Hwy 98.
• Browse our Welcome Book inside the cottage for menus and recommendations.
• Most eateries are located along Reed Street, the town’s culinary hub.
Dining Options west towards Panama City
Heading west to Parker (about 25–30 minutes)
• Don’t miss Leon’s Donuts—they’re unforgettable!
• Enjoy Royal Thai on your left
• Rodeo – steak & seafood
• You’ll also find a variety of familiar restaurants like Starbucks, Chick-fil-A, Culvers, Whattaburger - (open 24 hours) and more.
Nightlife – Light Up Your Evenings, Your Way
Just 2 miles from Clown Fish Cottage, Lookout Lounge offers
• Weekend live music
• Karaoke nights full of fun and energy
In Port St. Joe, you’ll find
• A handful of local bars with live music, pool tables, and great conversation.
Drive east to Apalachicola (40 minutes) for more vibrant nightlife options with live music and a welcoming vibe.
Grocery Stores
• About 1 mile from the cottage: A small grocery store for all your essentials
• 2 miles away: Dollar General for quick staples and extras.
In Port St. Joe
• Piggly Wiggly and Dollar General Market—well-stocked and easy to navigate.
Heading west (30-minute drive): Winn-Dixie and Walmart near Tyndall Air Force Base if you’re looking to stock up for a longer stay or cheaper prices
