4/10 Malo
Brandi P.
18 jul. 2025
Overpriced - Not Like The Pictures
We wanted to love it but it just fell short at every turn. We had to wait outside past the 4p checkin time for the cleaning crew to finish. There was trash on the ground and in the bushes around the front porch and the neighborhood smells of hot trash since all the trash cans are on the front, as there are no back yards. Once we were in the house, it was surprising that the cleaners needed extra time because the floors were filthy. The bottoms of our feet turned black after being there an hour. The living room rug is stained and just generally nasty. It should have been thrown away months ago. The kitchen is incredibly small and reeked of cooked shrimp; I’m guessing the last guest boiled seafood and spilled it everywhere. One of the king beds was broken and we had to reposition the legs so it could be used. The bunk beds swayed back and forth so much that we were afraid to let any of the kids sleep there. The beds were uncomfortable and each had some kind of plastic covering under the sheets. The advertised milkshake bar was nothing more than an empty shelf with one container of crushed nuts. The neighborhood, in general, is pretty worn down and very crowded. The walk to the beach isn’t that far but the public beach access is very small and crowded. The pool would be pretty if the other guests weren’t blaring music with explicit lyrics, which the pool security guard did nothing to stop. There were also beer cans left around the pool and the hot tub was visibly dirty.
Brandi P.
Se hospedó 4 noches en julio de 2025















