兰喀斯特红屋顶旅馆

“The quilt smells like feet”

“In 2026, it’s hard to believe a hotel can be so poorly tended to. Stained sheets that don’t fit the mattress and were inside-out. Burn holes in the sheets. Shower was so stained, so gross. Hallway smelled like vomit. Floor hadn’t been cleaned under bed in who knows how long. We didn’t expect a Marriott. But we did expect a first-world level of cleanliness.”