Cousins Island Vacations from $394

The room was very clean!

The property is amazing and the staff were polite and very attentive. It’s a negative for me that I couldn’t take my 8 year old in the outdoor pool, but I’m sure if i wasn’t there with a child I’d appreciate a kid-free zone. The indoor pool was pretty filthy, with some wrappers and things floating in the water. The room service food was surprisingly just okay, with watery omelettes, minimalist potatoes for breakfast, a namesake pork sandwich that leaned toward a Cuban but took a left hand toward a crockpot pork. The chefs plate charcuterie was fine except for some form of pate that appeared as if the chef had chewed up some prosciutto , formed it into a rectangle, and pressed two pistachio bits it. I figured it for a nasty kitchen prank on the wealthy snobs paying $35 for a lunch able, so I left it behind. I can’t lie — the whole milk from a local farm that was supplied on each floor’s coffee bar was the best milk I’ve ever tasted in my life. I literally skipped the coffee and drank the milk by the glass, this cannot be overstated as trivial as it seems.

IT WAS CHARMING AND BEAUTIFUL. The restaurant was wonderful, all the staff was first class, would love to go back.

This property is a prime location. It is a lovely place to be in the city. I love the look of the hotel. It was clean and the staff were friendly. I would definitely return.

We had a fantastic stay at Grasshopper Inn and will definitely return when back in the area. Clean, friendly staff and brilliant location.