“Be ready to drift off to the sounds of the elevated BQE right outside your window. Then, in the morning when you wake up from the 10 minutes of sleep you managed, refrain from asking staff if coffee might be served anywhere. I got a mumble of something I understood as "no". It was 6:35am. And ladies, be sure to enjoy the crowded bar of dudes with knees properly wide spread chuckling and photographing their basic drinks for the 'gram using any number of hip filters and AI to elevate the……