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5 / 5 Excellent
Okay so here’s what’s up;
All of the food is edible but the best food is at El Patio (of course, the Mexican food would be good) and Portofino (the Italian food). The caprese was great, the pasta was al dente, and the bread was decently baked.
The drinks should always be ordered with an extra shot of whatever alcohol is in them. If you do that you’ll be tipsy after two or three and when you’re drinking all day that’s an ideal pace. I personally stuck with Aperol Spritz’s the last day and, without anything extra, was feeling pretty drunk after three. So if you’re into those, maybe give it a shot.
My friend and I met a couple who said their suite had no hot water at all but we were in one of the Garden View Suites and our water was crazy hot if you pushed it all the way to the red dot.
Room service bangers;
Anything from the kids menu. Seriously. The chicken tenders are basically panko fried chicken and they are absolute fire my friends. Get them. If you don’t eat meat, I’ll pray for you because I can’t imagine you are left with much here.
The breakfast menu is bomb if you get the sides. The best breakfast we had was when we ordered drinks; coffee and green juice (the other juices are pure sugar)
Hot sides; two omelettes and french toast. It came with regular toast too.
The best part? The entertainment staff. Angel, Pablo, and Ricky aka Shakira are amazing. I told me friends if one of them ever needed a kidney I would seriously consider donating one… and I meant it.
Dreams Tulum Resort & Spa - All Inclusive
A verified traveler stayed at Dreams Tulum Resort & Spa - All Inclusive
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