“It was a lot of money for a hotel that was mediocre at best. The room was tiny. The mattress was saggy and soft. The bathroom was very worn and outdated. The bathroom door squeaked loudly enough to wake the dead. The bathroom fan was not spelling and just made horrible noises. It was impossible to stay asleep through any neighboring rooms using their plumbing. The interior of the microwave was peeling and we didn't think it was safe to use. The room only included one chair - wicker with a very……